to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.
Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
by JuicemanJr June 12, 2011
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When you dip your balls in chocolate or some sort of dark liquid and proceed to give someone Arabian goggles so their eyes look like a raccoons.
My girl friend yelled at me cuz i wouldent stop cooning her while she slept.
I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.
I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.
by Lando McClusk June 10, 2010
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by Nevaeh B (Shabooka Rolands ) December 6, 2020
Get the Im convinced mug.Cooning (verb) - pronounced "coon-in" is an exclamation used by white people who take racism on the next level.
To behave as a very arrogant individual.
Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.
Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.
Lacking civility.
When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.
White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.
White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.
To behave as a very arrogant individual.
Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.
Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.
Lacking civility.
When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.
White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.
White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.
by Baby Zeeeeeeeek August 4, 2011
Get the Cooning mug.To pick up an item that is not yours and look at it or examine it. Possibly to handle and examine an item without thinking of buying it. This word maybe a racist word. I don't know. But the word "coon" is a racist word meaning African-American people. I don't know if coonfinger refers to African-Americans in any sort of way.
I make about $34,000 a year. Me and my friend went into a Watch store. We could't afford any of the $50,000 watches, so we decided to coonfinger the watches just for fun.
by the Eastah Bunny March 28, 2007
Get the coonfinger mug.mostly done by black folks, this is the artful skill of driving an automobile whilst leaning back as far as possible in your seat, oftentimes giving the impression that one cannot see over the dashboard. white boys often try this maneuver, but make fools of themselves.
"Damn, look at that fool thinks he's coonin' in his fine ride"
"Dumb white boy, he's leanin' back so far, looks like he's sittin' on a bucket"
"Dumb white boy, he's leanin' back so far, looks like he's sittin' on a bucket"
by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009
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