To engage in the act of sex. Coined by Harper Four fellows at Bradley University, bump Coomers is a variation of bump uglies. Ron Coomer was a favorite of the group when he was playing for the Chicago Cubs, although it was agreed that he was a dogface. "Uglies" was replaced with "Coomers" and a new phrase was born.
After they got out of the hot tub, both of them disappeared. I think they went to her room to go bump coomers the rest of the night.
by crackheadnick January 14, 2005
An individual that does not consume mainstream media and gives them the liberty to call those who consume mainstream media "Normies".
by FrostyzZzZz January 24, 2022
A really, really, really, really really horny coomer. #1 ranked of all fellow Coomers. Will send a hitman if you say you are just a big fan of Hentai.
by Stupid Af July 12, 2021
by yeah I'm Asher coomer April 15, 2025
Someone who is sweating from the act of a Coomer Spin, and flinging sweat in every direction with their penis*.
by Pootytang22 August 01, 2022
by Dr. Coomer Phd April 17, 2023