To engage in the act of sex. Coined by Harper Four fellows at Bradley University, bump Coomers is a variation of bump uglies. Ron Coomer was a favorite of the group when he was playing for the Chicago Cubs, although it was agreed that he was a dogface. "Uglies" was replaced with "Coomers" and a new phrase was born.
After they got out of the hot tub, both of them disappeared. I think they went to her room to go bump coomers the rest of the night.
by crackheadnick June 11, 2006
Get the Bump Coomersmug. An individual that does not consume mainstream media and gives them the liberty to call those who consume mainstream media "Normies".
by FrostyzZzZz January 24, 2022
Get the Coomer's Lawmug. 
A really, really, really, really really horny coomer. #1 ranked of all fellow Coomers. Will send a hitman if you say you are just a big fan of Hentai.
by Stupid Af July 12, 2021
Get the Category 8 Coomermug. Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction
They will lie
They will make excuses
They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
They will deny the addiction
They will lie
They will make excuses
They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..
by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023
Get the Coomermug. A condition where following masturbation the afflicted is prone to mood swings. The condition usually rendered inert by the following day.
Person 1: “I was talking to my mate and all of a sudden he was pissy at me for no reason”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”
by Qwerbro999 May 12, 2024
Get the Coomers ragemug. by Coomlord69 June 26, 2020
Get the Simpy coomermug.