To engage in the act of sex. Coined by Harper Four fellows at Bradley University, bump Coomers is a variation of bump uglies. Ron Coomer was a favorite of the group when he was playing for the Chicago Cubs, although it was agreed that he was a dogface. "Uglies" was replaced with "Coomers" and a new phrase was born.
After they got out of the hot tub, both of them disappeared. I think they went to her room to go bump coomers the rest of the night.
by crackheadnick June 11, 2006
Get the Bump Coomersmug. An individual that does not consume mainstream media and gives them the liberty to call those who consume mainstream media "Normies".
by FrostyzZzZz January 24, 2022
Get the Coomer's Lawmug. 
A really, really, really, really really horny coomer. #1 ranked of all fellow Coomers. Will send a hitman if you say you are just a big fan of Hentai.
by Stupid Af July 12, 2021
Get the Category 8 Coomermug. by Dr. Coomer Phd April 16, 2023
Get the Dr Coomermug. A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.
Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.
They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.
(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.
Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.
They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.
(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.
Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "
Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.
You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.
Praise to our Leader!
Praise our great Democracy!"
Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.
You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.
Praise to our Leader!
Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
Get the state coomermug. Bob: Jeff look I found this nazi hentai stash on this discord server, I'm such a based coomer!
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.
by pulica_franaru December 8, 2023
Get the based coomermug.