Cooked

Adjective.
(Especially of a chicken) to be slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.

Car salesman: *slaps a chicken at the speed of 3725.95 mph* this chicken is cooked.

by Atheon February 22, 2019

Cooked

A person who does really well in life/a particular subject.

Person 1: What did you get on your math test?
Person 2: 100%
Person 1: Jeez, you cooked. Good for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: What I mean is...you did so well on your test that you cooked.
Person 2: Ohhh...thanks.
Person 1: No problem

by Ya Buddy! January 26, 2020

Cooke

Referring to someone with qualities of a penis.

Wow, only cookes use akimbo model 1887's.

by Scrubdoodle June 13, 2010

Cooked

An Australian term for someone who chuffed a durry so hard they experience a nicotine high and get all fucked up.

Good on the silly bastard trying to get a light for a wet fag. Daft cunt's already fucking cooked!

Pollys so cooked he can't even hold the dart in his mouth properly the fucker, want a cracker you mad cunt

by nullboy June 1, 2016

Cook's

Best place in the world. In Cape Cod (I'm soooo not telling you where). It is run by the kids from morning 'til night. Amazing for manhunt, but watch out for the dunes. Its hard to be on the back path at night. Do not wear tye dye at the public beach. In fact, just avoid the public beach in general. If you go here, be sure to bring dark clothes. This is also a good place for romance, so watch the woods you're walking through. Nightly outings to PJs are mandatory- unless we don't invite you. Steer clear of little girls circling your house. And if you hear people at night around your house, please understand that manhunt is underway, and do not blow our cover. This place is inhabited by Donlons. This is a place of nightly smores parties/bonfires/pizza dinners. A game of Sorry! In general, this is the most amazing place on earth. Oh yeah, and get to the showerhouse early. The line is killer.

Person 1: Where are you going this summer?
Person 2: Cook's.
Person 1: LUCKY!!!!!!

by THEAWESOMECOUSINS December 30, 2010

cooked

Slang term: Describing the old condition of somebody's shoes or clothing.

You been rocking those AirMax kicks for a year. Them shits is cooked!

by GabberNYC December 17, 2006

cooking

When something travels or accelerates at an unusually fast rate.

The Z06 (corvette) is cooking off the line.

by David (DK) Alagozian September 4, 2005