by BootlegMario September 13, 2020
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A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
by Error451 September 30, 2020
Get the r/chonkers mug.A beautiful amazing looking boy, who steals your heart and break it for a less gorgeous girl than you are. He loves gaming, has the most disgusting friends and is like a diamond in the dark. He has often amazing eyes and totally perfect hair. He is sporty and he is absolutely stunning and the most pretty human you ever met. But he is an asshole and don't know how to treat you right.
Person 1: OMG Cenker is so perfect I'm gonna die!
Person 2: Bish you gonna die if you had a relationship.
Person 2: Bish you gonna die if you had a relationship.
by Unkownunicorn January 4, 2017
Get the cenker mug.the feeling of ultimate sadness of going to a concert and not knowing what to do with yourself after because life feels so empty when ur not looking forward to that consent
“why’s ariella so sad”
“bro u didn’t heard? she went to a harry styles concert last night and she’s having really bad post concert depression”
“o shit”
“bro u didn’t heard? she went to a harry styles concert last night and she’s having really bad post concert depression”
“o shit”
by a r i e l l a 😌💞🤑🥶 December 14, 2019
Get the post concert depression mug.a.The individual (usually male) holding a girl on his shoulders at a concert to facilitate her "flashing".
b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.
b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.
Dave held his wife Mary-Sue on his shoulders at the Lynard Skynard concert so she could flash the band. The crowd all took pictures and felt her up. Dave was a really big Concert Cuckold!
by GunslingerX February 17, 2009
Get the Concert Cuckold mug.The condition developed by some concertgoers after a concert which causes them to feel the urge to buy the entire artist/band's discography and obsess over every detail of their history. This condition typically lasts 1-2 months after the concert, or until the person has acquired everything associated with the band.
Ryan: Hey, what's with Bill?
Dave: He just got back from the Van Halen concert. He's got post-concert syndrome.
Ryan: Oh, that explains having Panama on repeat for the past 6 days.
Dave: He just got back from the Van Halen concert. He's got post-concert syndrome.
Ryan: Oh, that explains having Panama on repeat for the past 6 days.
by C. Hunter May 3, 2012
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