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confetti necklace

When you let your baby gravy rip all over her chest, sprinkle a package of skittles on her and some of them stick to her. Bonus points are awarded if he/she is able to eat some of them.
Hold still baby... I want to make sure I get this confetti necklace looking juuuuust riiiiight!
by antilimit May 17, 2016
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sky confetti

Sky confetti is a winter-positive word for "snow". It is meant to remind you that snow is delightful and, like confetti, should signal the start of some sort of party or festivity. Waaaahoooo!!!
Scene 1:
Girl 1: "Holy shit! We're supposed to get 10-25cm of sky confetti today!"
Girl 2: "Let's go make snowpeople and snowanimals!"
Girl 1: "Huzzah! Let's go do that, friend!"

~~~~~

Scene 2:
Non-binary human 1: "I've been waiting for the sky confetti to start falling since the end of September! I can't believe it's finally here!"
Non-binary human 2: "Let's go celebrate!! Let's build a snowfort!!!"
Non-binary animal 1: "Moooooooooo!!!!"
by ricercar December 10, 2017
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Alabama confetti parade

The act of 4-6 brothers getting in a line and taking turns cumming on their sisters face.
"She just had an Alabama confetti parade with her family."
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Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.
Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.
by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015
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Raiders Fan Confetti

Batteries thrown by Raiders fans at the opposing teams fans.
Chiefs Fan 1 “Hey dude I just got hit in the head with a 9 volt battery,”
Chiefs fan 2 “I know man that Raiders fan confetti fucking hurts,”
by anonymous December 2, 2020
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Confetti Cannon

cumming inside of a girls ass, and make her fart while looking directly into her asshole.
"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."
by MARK_EZ February 13, 2020
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Kentucky Confetti Blaster

when you're doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. Whenever you're ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you're penis. Then continue like nothing happened.
Aw dude did you hear? Jack did a Kentucky Confetti Blaster with Devlin! She didn't know what even happened!
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