Congo Crotch

The incredibly hairy crotch of a man or woman.

Man 1: "How was your date with that girl you picked up at the bar?"

Man 2: "I couldn't even go down on her, she had a fucking congo crotch!"

by Noddegamra2012 December 28, 2010

Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.

Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.

by Tom October 18, 2004

Congo Bongos

A name for the ass cheeks of a black woman with a shapely booty that is, or would be, pleasing to touch/spank.

Guy 1: Damn! Take a look at the ass on her.
Guy 2: I'd play those Congo Bongos any day.

by MidwestDW November 14, 2014

[Congo Sea Bradler]

a highly endangered badger-like mammal with brown fur that can doggy-paddle and eats only celery

You are as cute as a Congo Sea Bradler!

by Bernhard February 2, 2008

congo dog

A variation of doggy style which involve the male howling and barking like a wild jungle dog while pulling the female's hair and shoving a banana in her mouth.

My girlfriend requested a glass of milk to wash down the bananas after our forty-five minute congo dog session.

by Jellyfrijole August 23, 2016

congo clicker

a offensive term for a person from the congo that makes clicking noises to speak

that darn congo clicker is making annoying noises!

by blackmagicboi September 1, 2018

Congo Wrist Watch

Wrapping the shaft of one's penis over one's wrist, creating the illusion that one is wearing a flesh colored wrist watch. The goal is to get someone to stare in confusion until they realize they are staring at your schlong.

Hey, do you know what time it is? Sure let me just take a look at my congo wrist watch.

by T Biz Rockahara August 5, 2011