Gary Comer

Where lame ass bitches link up. Where gay ass niggas eat a whole mf dick up. Where disciplinarians can get slapped.

“Aye you go to lame ass Gary Comer on 71st?”

by Real Raw Ass Bitch December 6, 2019

Comer

Best damn platoon commander an MCJROTC could ask for. Definitely can shred on guitar.

3rd platoon, best platoon, is led by 2nd lieutenant Comer.

Have you heard comer play guitar? He can really shred?

by Jonathan.mustdie October 23, 2017

Up-and-Comer

When you remove the lid from the tank of a toilet, sit down, and jerk off so the resulting cumshot lands in the tank.

To discreetly relieve yourself and obscure the evidence, you can try the up-and-comer.

by Meatman689 August 18, 2025

Comer Pyle

The affection nickname for U.S. House Representative from Kentucky, James Comer. Clearly an injustice to the late, great Jim Nabors, who played Gomer Plye who played the hapless mechanic from Mayberry and who later joined the USMC.

Comer Pyle is one of a handful of the stupidest imbeciles who ever grace the halls of Congress. Where is Gomer when we need him?

by LaughingAloud January 11, 2024

Comering

𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 /kō’mur’ing/ 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣 - wasting time with conspiracy theories in order to secure a book deal for oneself.

James is out there comering with new falsehoods and we're doing a hearing that we've done 8 times. -Congressman Jared Moskowitz

by MadOldMoai February 13, 2025

Nathan Comer

The complete opposite of an “astute” shows no common sense and is stupider than a bag of clam shells. Also lacks ability to get girlfriends.

You ever seen that young dumb guy? Oh that’s Nathan Comer

by Ncdumb February 24, 2020