coffee

Something that drips onto a banana when your Aunt Flow comes to visit.

Oh my! I need some bananas because I'm dripping coffee!

by Felsey September 19, 2005

Coffee

Legal crack

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.

by A Stove November 28, 2013

Coffee

When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.

This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)

by Coffeeaddict5000 July 25, 2011

Coffee

The best drink ever... glory...

" I would like some coffee." "what will it be..?" "Medium double double"

by Michelle December 12, 2004

Coffee

Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... that is coffee.

“This must be the best cup of coffee I have ever had. Wouldn’t you agree, Phoenix Wright?”

by Prosecutor Godot November 14, 2021

Coffee

Liquid UNNGGGHHHHH.

pronounced: Dee-lish-us

I'm fuckin' tired. I need me some COFFEE. UNNGGGHHHHH!

by Polnareff June 11, 2010

Coffee

Similar to the phrase 'TEA' but for more of a masculine twist

GIRL: heyyy girl spill that tea
BOY: aye bruv pick up that coffee

by RayRayWhereYouAt March 18, 2019