A Cuddle Party is basically a non sexual orgy. A group of people come together in pajamas and lay on a bed or on the floor cuddling and spooning for approximately 2-4 hours.
Bloody Mary is to Virgin Mary, as Orgy is to Cuddle Party.
Bloody Mary is to Virgin Mary, as Orgy is to Cuddle Party.
Tom: Dude, wanna come to the cuddle party tonite?
Jake: You might as well have male sex, dont half gay it.
Jake: You might as well have male sex, dont half gay it.
by James the Junebug September 23, 2008
Get the cuddle party mug.(noun) A guy whom a girl chooses to cuddle, spoon, watch movies, and/or, but no limited to, sharing her feelings with. Note that the guy DOES NOT get to engage in ANY kind of sexual relations with the girl. The girl merely uses him to fulfill a lack of intimacy in her relationship with her bf.
The "Fuck buddy" is the Cuddlebitch's archenemy.
The FB is everything the CB wants to be, but doesnt have the balls or the large penis to be. The CB ends up just hearing about how badly the FB treats the girl, then masturbates while she sleeps.
The "Fuck buddy" is the Cuddlebitch's archenemy.
The FB is everything the CB wants to be, but doesnt have the balls or the large penis to be. The CB ends up just hearing about how badly the FB treats the girl, then masturbates while she sleeps.
"John is so gay, he thinks he is pimp but he is just her cuddle bitch"
Girl: "After I visit my Fuckbuddy, I can swing by my Cuddle bitch's house to sleep"
Girl: "After I visit my Fuckbuddy, I can swing by my Cuddle bitch's house to sleep"
by Thuy Truong October 23, 2005
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Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.
by Gearls December 20, 2008
Get the Cordless Screwdriver mug.The act of urinating in bed while spooning; usually occuring accidentally after a night of hard boozing.
by VikingBall June 10, 2007
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I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.
by Max Pivo February 27, 2009
Get the tard coddling mug.A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.
Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.
by Broha January 6, 2009
Get the cordless tool mug.1. A beautiful girl who's shy but loves to cuddle.
2. A really good cuddler
3. Think cookiemonster but with cuddling. i.e. a cuddling addict
2. A really good cuddler
3. Think cookiemonster but with cuddling. i.e. a cuddling addict
"What'd you and Jessie do last night?"
"Oh, nothing. I thought we were going to go out but her cuddlemonster took over and we just stayed in"
"Oh, nothing. I thought we were going to go out but her cuddlemonster took over and we just stayed in"
by Sydclark19 May 29, 2013
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