Coconutting

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.
1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."
by Coconut Boi November 15, 2007
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The action describing how you're going to make somebody go "coco" when you "nut" in them.
by kebweb August 02, 2022
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Coconuts

Usually found in tropical places, unless they migrate or are carried by a sparrow. They can be cut in half and banged together to mimic a horse in case you don't have the budget for a real one.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (do del le do) There they are standing in the road. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. You give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist is what the showman said.
by xWolfiex August 20, 2011
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The haircut referring to bowl cuts on Korean celebrities ...
Jungkook be looking like a coconut head lately ...
by Nochucomethru January 11, 2017
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A verbal blessing from the almighty Howard. If you do or say something he finds beneficial he might bless you with the almighty 'Coconut.'
"Correct! Give the Lady/Gentleman a coconut!"
- Howard the Almighty
by EllTheAyy September 05, 2019
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basically what everyone is trying to say

brown on the outside, white in the middle
andy peters is a coconut sell out
by dark soul June 30, 2003
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1) An often derogatory term for a south-Asian person to describe them as a person who although is "brown" acts more like a white person, such as preferring western TV-shows and befriending white people.

2) a tropical fruit which grows on palm trees. Has a green outer husk when young with a hard brown shell inside. White edible flesh lines the inside of the shell and contains a slightly sweet liquid known as coconut water.
South-asian: You hang out with white people. God you're such a coconut.
Coconut: I know and I embrace my coconut-ness, thank you very much.
by A coconut May 25, 2010
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