Donnie Fat Cock

The man, the cock, the legend. A roofer that has a fat ass motherfuckin cock.

Everyone hide or get ready to open your throat, Donnie Fat Cock is on the roof!

by Aye it’s Pinkman… Bitch October 29, 2021

Fat-Cock Genocide

Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.

Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Morgan (fat cock)

He has a fat monster cock

“Woah it’s Morgan (fat cock). He has a huge fucking cock.”

by Bigcockman6942069 November 25, 2021

Fat cock

Oh! And that's the real reason you're not leaving your boyfriend after he cheats.

Hym "It's fat cock. His cock is fat so you're going to let him get away with it. It's the same reason you're letting Kendra get away with molesting the retard. It's the same reason you're letting a bunch of retards steal my shit. It's just fat cock."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"

Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Waras big fat cock

Wara's penis is a penis with a large girth.

Waras big fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh.

by Looney___ January 14, 2021

But is his cock fat though?

Is it?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023