Clowning the rice

To screw something up badly.
Comes from Gene from Top Chef Season 5, Episode 5 where he messed up a dish.

"I was trying to make sushi instead I ended up clowning the rice."

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008

cloping

cloping is a word used by bronies and/or pegasisters when refered to masturbation with my little pony friendship is magic erotic pictures of the show main cast and backgroung ponies(ex.derpy hooves,lyra,bon bon).
Caled clop due to the sound of the ponies when hit with their hooves on the ground or other part of the body.
Cloping originates with the word Faping,being faping the sound that a human makes when masturbates,and clop the sound of the pony if it would masturbate.

im okay with cloping to ponies

i clop to ponies

you fap to humans,i clop to ponies.

"male 1"-you clop to ponies dude ?
"male2"-yes,whats the problem ?
"male1-dude thats disgusting,how can masturbate to characters of a little girls show ?
"male2"-well how can you fap to hentai,its way more disgusting then cloping to ponies,besides its my own business if i find characters from a tv show sexualy atractive,even if the show is aimed to little girls,the characters are not kids,are fully grown adult characters.

by sir sergio August 1, 2012

clowning

to insert your testicles into a woman's anus, while at the same time inserting your penis into her vagina; normally occurs with several black men standing around

"aww yea clown that bitch"
"nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy"
"yeah, you clowning that bitch"

by Balls Enuranuz May 16, 2007

clasening

The act of infusing a thing, place, or situation with the spirit of Dave Clasen

You have fully clasened this program.

by Dave Clasen December 5, 2003

Clowning

A form of aggressive dance that came from ghetto hip-hop culture and popularised by more cutting edge artists like Missy Elliot. It involves jolty fast movements and angry attitudes. It originated as a way of fighting and venting anger without physical contact.

He didn't hit him, he was just clowning.

by Gigi July 15, 2004

Coopering

The effects of crying (and/or swimming) while wearing black eyeliner.. when it runs down your face and you look like Alice Cooper.

"With all that eye liner, God forbid she starts crying.. she'll look like Alice Cooper."
(crying) "Who's Alice Cooper? Is she pretty??"

-Cougar Town

"She's totally coopering. Amateur move not wearing waterproof to a late night pool party."

by cougbow November 12, 2012

cloning centers

Members of the Illuminati (which naturally include all the G20 world leaders) typically meet in subterranean bunkers. The very same bunkers that, according to Marshall, house what has become a highly lucrative network of celebrity cloning farms.

Terrible things from hell happen at cloning centers.

by IcemanDiscord November 29, 2017