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Dry Chippydog

When a girl or guy ferociously gives a guy a handjob against his will and with no lubricant.
Adam: ahh Maddy what are you doing?!
Maddy: Im too tired to get the lube.
Adam: nooo! Not a dry chippydog!
by pinchybrah August 3, 2019
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chippy1337

Who is Chippy1337? He is supposed to be Romanian. Some say he owns a botnet of 700k servers. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear AnonOps tell it after they were hit with over 50gbps, anybody could have worked for Chippy. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
<chippy1337> ddos comin
by Razor_and_Blade August 23, 2011
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clippit

Clippit: The small retarded little office assistant used by microsoft at the most innappropriate times.

Directions to kill: go to
C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\OFFICE11
and delete any .acg and .acs files you can see

I will not be held responsible if this crashes your computer because it doesn't need an excuse to crash it can manage quite well on its own.
Clippit: You don't appear to be writing a letter
Me: Go away
Clippit: I think you should, letters are fun
Me: No. Go away
Clippit: First start with a word like sponge...
Me: LEAVE ME ALLONE!
Clippit: Then try a word like muffin, I like muffins...
Me: -breaks down in tears-
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Clipped

Person 1: “Why is (name) in the office?”
Person 2: “I heard he got clipped smoking weed and the principal suspended him for a week”
by alooboyy October 26, 2018
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Clappy the Clown

When a basketball coach gets over excited on the sidelines and become more of a sideshow than a leader for his/her team.
Did you watch the IU game last night? Tommy Crean went all "Clappy the Clown" on himslef as the Hoosiers dropped yet another Big Ten game.
by Evergr8ful February 18, 2011
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the clippers

they were supposed to be good but blew a 3-1 lead and didn’t even make conference finals lol Paul George is bad and he has two first names
by hey buddy 111 October 5, 2020
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clean clipper

when you take a dump and then wipe with toilet paper...and find no trace of poop on the paper.
"Damn my sphincter is tight...I just had a clean clipper"
by Kwill43 March 14, 2008
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