Nature's Alarm Clock

Noun. The act of awakening in absolute astonishment to yourself doing any of the following:

- wetting the bed, pretty much standard and definitely the most common of nature's alarm clocks.

- ejaculating, also known as nocturnal emmissions; most commonly found with young pubescent men who have not yet mastered the fine art of masturbation, or just weird fucks who don't masturbate for some god foresaken reason.

- shitting, definitely the rarest and most frightening of all of nature's alarm clocks. Don't ask me how this happens but rumor says that it is most commonly experienced in things called fraternity houses.

Young Man: "I just woke up and my weiner was glued to my leg, and I had this bizarre feeling of euphoria and relaxation."

Knowledgable Elder: "Oh, don't worry youngster, nothin' to fret about thats just Nature's Alarm Clock telling you its time to get up and apparently do some laundry."

by Brad Pinto February 5, 2006

clock'n G's

Making phat cash.

Tech leads are clock'n G's at Click while SD's are barely makin' endz.

by MikeHunt September 19, 2003

click it and stick it

A phrase used by many American right-thinking, freedom-loving people who are keenly aware of the continual erosion of civil rights, privacy and disintigration of Constitutional liberties brought on by whiney, liberal nanny-state do-gooders who think big government is needed to protect individuals from themselves.

I was riding in Frank's car, napping in the passenger seat when the cop pulled us over. I got ticketed for not wearing my seat belt. Seat belt, my ass... it's now an oppression belt! I say CLICK IT AND STICK IT!

by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004

king's alarm clock

When you wake up while receiving a blowjob.

Whats the best way to wake up?
dude you have to invest in a King's Alarm Clock.

by ADang December 15, 2013

What's da crick

Another definition of What's the crack, Another saying of What's up or What's going on.

To your friend: What's da crick with yaa

by kn1ko November 28, 2020

Tanaka's side chick

A person who Tanaka hooks up with when he can't do it with kiyoko, Tanaka stans gws

Look, it's sans, poor thing, she is Tanaka's side chick

by Carbonoxie August 29, 2021

click here for something

Alright, so you did, don’t do this shit. Like really I could’ve been a guy in a white van, but you would’ve just walked right in before I offered anything. Be lucky this is just urban and nothing serious, but yeah, don’t do this shit.

1: click here for something
2: no

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023