Getting dumped for a chump. It's when you're friends with some chick who you hang out with or whatever, who then starts dating some other chump and never talks to you ever again. This leaves you sitting there on a cold leather couch in your underwear playing Wii bowling, drinking stale MGD, and wondering where the hell your friends are. Then after thinking about it, you come to two logical conclusions:
1. The chick totally had a thing for you. Now that she has a boyfriend, she no longer has use for any other guys she wanted to bang. But in the end, you ended up on top because of #2 (see below):
2. The guy she's dating is totally gay and will probably end up beating her out of frustration.
1. The chick totally had a thing for you. Now that she has a boyfriend, she no longer has use for any other guys she wanted to bang. But in the end, you ended up on top because of #2 (see below):
2. The guy she's dating is totally gay and will probably end up beating her out of frustration.
Hey, you handsome hunk of man meat, weren't you supposed to hang out with Helga tonight?
No, she totally chumped me.
No, she totally chumped me.
by cokemidget June 23, 2008
Get the chumpedmug. Pathetic character who is often reminded of his (guys are labeled as chumps far more than girls) shortcomings by superiors.
Synonymous with 'loser', although a bit more outdated. See chump change.
Synonymous with 'loser', although a bit more outdated. See chump change.
Lars: And so than I says, you wanna know what I says? I says, "I'll abama YOU, amigo!"
Chalkie: Lars, you're a chump.
Chalkie: Lars, you're a chump.
by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005
Get the Chumpmug. 1. a person, usually a man, so clueless about the opposite sex, that they cannot establish a romantic or sexual relationship with a member of the opposite sex, even when they have the opportunity.
2. a man who, after attracting a member of the opposite sex, acts so wimpy, clueless and ineffective, that the woman loses interest and move onto someone else.
3. a man who always ends up as a girl's "friend" rather than her romantic partner.
4. a guy so used to not having a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman, that when the opportunity arises the guy is so afraid of blowing it he puts himself in a servile position to the woman, changing his opinions on everything to her opinions, causing her to be seduced away from him by another man who takes charge and knows how to make a move.
5. A guy who, having attracted a girl's interest, is so needy or high maintenance that it creeps her out, and makes her lose interest.
2. a man who, after attracting a member of the opposite sex, acts so wimpy, clueless and ineffective, that the woman loses interest and move onto someone else.
3. a man who always ends up as a girl's "friend" rather than her romantic partner.
4. a guy so used to not having a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman, that when the opportunity arises the guy is so afraid of blowing it he puts himself in a servile position to the woman, changing his opinions on everything to her opinions, causing her to be seduced away from him by another man who takes charge and knows how to make a move.
5. A guy who, having attracted a girl's interest, is so needy or high maintenance that it creeps her out, and makes her lose interest.
Sorry, chump. You took too long to make your move, and now Cindy is dating Farouk
Man, what a chump Felix is. Denise came with him to the party, and he just stood by while Jorge stole her away from him
Man, what a chump Felix is. Denise came with him to the party, and he just stood by while Jorge stole her away from him
by Isa Jones February 25, 2011
Get the Chumpmug. I chumped you.
by cool cat 131 June 28, 2003
Get the chumpedmug. Chump...why...
by Chump101 March 2, 2021
Get the Chumpmug. by cbtikal August 8, 2020
Get the Chumpmug. Someone who hangs around, and doesn't do much, they generally slack and appear lackadaisical. This person is not very useful and their lack of effort is annoying and often bothersome to those around them. They are totally unaware of their chumpness and go on through their days unaware of how big of chumps they really are.
Cody did not see the ball, cause he was chumpin it and finally cut back on the chumpin only to catch the ball and chump it out.
by SPCtacular October 22, 2010
Get the Chumpmug.