Cumeditate

The point in which you cum so hard or make someone cum so hard they are placed in a meditative state.

“My girl was riding me so good that I had to cumeditate....”

by adix41 August 5, 2020

Cumedy

An act made for comedic purposes related to/surrounding sexual concepts

Birthday Josh: Yo Kyle i'm a big sucker for cumedy.

Kyle: Me too dude! I got you a birthday Buk-cake in the fridge!

Birthday Josh: Yo dude sick joke and that cake looks totally rad!

by Some beautiful loser January 4, 2021

Chummed

A more explosive and extreme cumshot

Bro I chummed all over her face, it was amazing

by ChummedOn May 4, 2017

Cumedy

immature jokes about cum

person 1: i just cummed in the toilet

person 2: you are a master at cumedy

by Lilpoopoo12345679 May 11, 2021

Foo Man Chued

While Drinking from a cup and you spill on either side of your face in the shape of a thin Foo Man Chu.

I was Drinking water and I foo man chued my self.

by Kota9393 March 2, 2015

chuned

when u get absolutely beaned or totally wrecked.

o shit that nigga got chuned

by bigchune March 16, 2017

Chume

A penis coming out from a vagina, with one ball in and one out. It smells like lilacs and lentils.

"Hey! Don't be such a chume!"

by Anonymous Douche Bag December 9, 2007