Chronnoisseur

An admirer and fancier of marijuana. Can pertain to actual plant, devices used, and/or sociologies related to.

Jack: "Spence, you are SUCH a Stoner!"
Spencer: "I prefer the term 'chronnoisseur', thank you."

by Bruk March 11, 2006

chronosome

chronosome n (Greek khronos, time + Greek soma, body; cf. chromosome) Ð a unit of historical heredity, in contrast with a chromosome as a unit of biological heredity; a mental code of a historical period that is transmitted to next generations through styles, traditions and unconscious influences ("cultural air").

The chronosomes of the early 20th c. avant-garde have reached the generation of the 1960s and shaped its political views and artistic styles.

Nabokov's novel "Invitation to a Beheading" bears many Kafka's chronosomes, even if the author claims to have never read Kafka.

by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003

Chronos

A mixture of liquid LSD, liquid psilocybin, and liquid MDMA. Do not ever attempt this.

I just did Chronos and now I can see the future, reverse time, and Full Confession is playing on repeat in my head.

by Pagan God of Memes October 10, 2019

Chrono Trigger

Best fucking game ever made... (I finished it in 3 days, but well, played, like, 5hours/day, loll)

Chrono Trigger

by Bobby the Blobber March 8, 2003

Chronoceebs

Sometimes Ceebs alone does not define just how little we give a fuck, or just how little we care/how little effort we have. Therefore, anyone who is suffering from a very acute case of ceebs may be a sufferer of chronoceebs (or Chronic Ceebs). In turn, this can be abbreviated to the chrono's. Many of us can relate to this feeling on a Monday morning in work.

I'm suffering with a severe case of Chronoceebs.

or

Geoff is suffering with some serious Chrono's today.

by synaesthesian July 10, 2011

chronocentrism

Chronocentrism is the belief that, of all the billions of years of history, the times you live in are the culmination of the workings of the Universe.

(i) On March 26 1997 39 members of the Heaven's Gate religious group committed mass suicide in order to live on a spaceship which was following comet Hale-Bopp, and escape the Earth before it was recycled.

Showing Chronocentrism can have tragic consequences

(ii) "The End of History" by Francis Fukuyama

Showing Chronocentric ideas, barely credibly, are taken very seriously by mainstream politics and economics.

by Ann Kittenplan September 13, 2011

Chrono jail

In the MMORPG Guild Wars 2, being in "Chrono jail" refers to being forced to play Support Chronomancer in all types of PvE group content because people realized that you can be their slave on this amazing support class so that they don't have to do anything.

"How come he's always on the same class whenever we do group stuff?"
"Because he's in Chrono jail."

by sour-patch April 29, 2019