Person 1: "Dude what is he doing?"
Person 2: "He's going through chronological death."
Person 3, dead: "I saved them, but at what cost?"
Person 4: "I replaced your role with a baller."
Person 5: "baller"
Person 2: "He's going through chronological death."
Person 3, dead: "I saved them, but at what cost?"
Person 4: "I replaced your role with a baller."
Person 5: "baller"
by quinnet September 5, 2023
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“My brother and I are Chronological Twins—we were both born on October 22, but he’s three years older than me.”
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Weaponized schizophrenia -> Hym+10 years = What happens if I do this -> "WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs? WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs?" = Child Murder ☠️ -> 😭 -> "WHAT HAPPENS IF I DO THIS! AAAAAAH!! AAAAAH! MY KIDS!! MEH KIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH! I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT IF I'M PROTECYING MY KIDS! MY KIIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
And thus is the chronology of events!
Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"
And thus is the chronology of events!
Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"
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Get the Chronolith mug.A person who habitually arrives and stays late to both formal and informal events but has a knack for leaving a good impression anyways. The word is derived from the Greek word "chronos" meaning time and the French word "poseur" meaning someone who puts on a show or acts in a certain way. A chronoposeur is often seen as endearing and charismatic, despite their tendency to disrupt schedules.
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Her passion for chronosophy led her to write books that explored the interplay of time and human experience.
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