chowed on her

The act of performing oral sex on a lady’s vagina or anus.

Hey man I picked up this chick at the bar last night . I chowed on her before I banged her. She must have had a yeast infection cause now my face is all itchy

by The Hero7 December 19, 2017

choked

To perform poorly while being expected to perform well; usually in a sport or a game.

Man... if Brian chokes one more time, he's gonna get traded for sure.

The Canucks were leading 3-1, but then they choked... lost 3-5.

by Molari July 20, 2006

Chore Tiger

A person who lies in wait, pretending to be sleeping, only to spring a chore on you when you move. Someone who pretends to be sleeping or engrossed in another activity, only to make an inconvenient request of you when you walk by. The chore tiger lies in wait, springing chores on their unsuspecting friends and family.

Shauna is such a chore tiger, I have to sneak out of bed in the morning, otherwise she'll ask me to make her coffee.

I don't call on the way home anymore, Mike is such a chore tiger, he always asks me to make a last minute stop at the store.

by hardwiremike May 11, 2010

strike a chord

Evoke a reaction, response specifically mixed with little emotion.

Bob to Authur : Your book surely going to strike a chord with all sports men in the world.
Authur : Thanks, I hope so.

by Vivek Rai January 7, 2009

fat wreck chords

Record Company Formed By Fat Mike Of NOFX (and Possibly His Wife.) Has Not Sold Out Punk Values, Still Fiercly Independant. Actually Cares About Music Rather Than Money

When I get My Punk Band Going I Want To Be Signed To Fat Wreck Chords So I Dont Get Raped For Money

by Fiasco De Gama August 7, 2006

chore drinking

Having drinks while doing house work or other domestic necessities (packing for a trip, preparing to move, organizing the garage). The alcohol acts as a brain calming agent that allows you to drone on and focus on mundane tasks where you might otherwise get distracted or depressed.

We are moving in a week and I have a million knick-knacks to box up. Time to start the chore drinking and knock those knick-knacks out.

I'm looking forward to moving, but I have to make baked beans because my boyfriend is coming over tonight. I'll just start the chore drinking and get it all done lickety split.

by xophere August 5, 2012

Chojed

When u get absolutely pounded

“You just got chojed!”

by Autzzzzz October 18, 2019