Choping Wood

Masterbate.....:)

Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!

by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009

Chope

Adjective used to describe an odious individual. Often used for people who surprisingly manage to continue to hold posts in public life while unashamedly holding anachronistic, unpleasant, harmful, and ignorant views.

"Our local MP is a complete Chope"

by robert47 November 16, 2019

chope

a fat annoying person that you dislike.

bruh, stop doing that! your being a chope.

by dakine brahdah October 14, 2020

chope

when something is stuck up your butt

The man’s umbrella was chope.

by thubmaster3000 June 25, 2023

Choping

The act of taking an upskirting picture without consent in the U.K. Named after the Dingleberry MP who prevented it being made illegal.

Look that massive ass hat is Choping that girl!

by Make Upskirting Illegal June 17, 2018

Choping

A slang term for ‘upskirting’ from the Conservative MP Sir Christopher Chope who blocked legislation to make ‘upskirting’ illigal. See ‘Twat’.

He should get done for Choping. The dirty Choper.

by MonkeyTrousers86 June 17, 2018

Choping

The act of surreptitiously photographing someone from below up their skirt. Previously known as "upskirting", this was renamed when renowned cunt and Tory MP Sir Christopher Chope blocked a move to make this illegal. The resulting images are known as "Chopies".

"I went out last night, lots of birds out so time for a bit of Choping. Went well, I got loads of Chopies"

by MikeH42 June 17, 2018