Choff

A mixture between a Toff and a Chav

e.g A choff is a person (commonly of Chav background, or heritage) who walks around in designer clothes, talks commonly but attends a posh school and hangs around with a higher social circle, often new money and keen to flash their cash

Courtney - "ZOMG check my like totally AMAZING new channel bag"

by 01273 June 7, 2009

chofe

when your butt cheeks get sticky from wet farts

Mike was feeling a bit chofish on the walk home to cowberts house because of all his gaseous energy.

by josey & callie May 30, 2004

Choft

a nickname used for people who pretend to live inside the internet

God that kid is such a Choft...

by Choft June 9, 2009

Choffed

to get very stoned, high

I was smoking a fat blunt yesterday and i got soo choffed i thought i was flying

This party sucks who wants to get choffed

by Masson December 3, 2004

Choffer

A slang term for a Canadian.

"Are you from the States?"
"Nah, I'm a choffer."

by Ducks Are January 22, 2009

Choff

Someone who is ridiculously sexual down his mic.

Someone who is always fapping off on roadside.

Ridiculously sexually frustrated.

'SHUT UP YOU CHOFF!'

by ProTom October 6, 2011

Mesivta Chofetz Chaim

A school that you can make a meme out of any of the Teachers.

Someone:Yo Jane did you see this new Mesivta Chofetz Chaim¿
Jane: ya, it’s so weird...

by Haugsjehisgusgsigdkhelen March 23, 2021