bellend cheddar

the white/yellow cheesy smelling smeg found under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.

"whats that minging smell?"
"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"

by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker

Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0

by Luongos'2ndcoming May 26, 2011

cheddar

Not just some common bitch!!!

(A Brooklyn Nine-Nine reference)

Man #1: Dude why are all the meanings of the word cheddar on urban dictionary referring to money or cheese.
Man #2: Idk man! I guess these people are too busy to watch B99!

by AllTheGoodUsernamesAreTaken :( January 6, 2021

Cheddar lollypop

Having your unwashed member sucked by a willing whore
I aint got time to wash luv, give us a Cheddar lollypop.

I aint got time to wash luv, give us a Cheddar lollypop.

That Chick is well dirty, she dont mind givin a Cheddar lollypop

by Gary Richardson April 20, 2008

Cheddar Gorge

An adjective used to describe someones appearance as, greatly beautiful/gorgeous. Gorgeous to the immenseness of Cheddar Gorge.

Let's see a pic of your new beax, oh I say he is cheddar gorge!

by theenglishgent August 11, 2017

Gym Cheddar

That sweaty, cheesy amalgam that builds in the make groin crease after long, hot workouts.

I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.

I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

header cheddar

The gwak gwak 3000, ultimate head, instead of nut its cheddar 🧀. Girls go crazy for it

Yo Jonathan you got that header cheddar last night?

Yah man it was some of that good good she gave some sloppy toppy

Fuckk i think she got some nut on me

by You heard it here first February 16, 2021