Chocolate Thunder

The most handsome man on this earth

If you are chocolate thunder you are a smokin hot man! And that’s on period!

by TheBAU💅😗 July 25, 2020

chocolate thunder

A nickname for Lori

I gave a friend named Lori, but she likes to be called chocolate thunder.

by Krissi7744 June 14, 2018

Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man

'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun

by Amity1 August 19, 2024

Chocolate Thunder

You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.

"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon

by engineerfishmen February 20, 2021

Chocolate thunder

Anal intercourse + burrito

Excuse me Sir? Would you like some chocolate thunder?

by Chipotle+chill December 14, 2017

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

When a bogan tourist gets travelers diarrhea and shits everywhere, and it's explosive and nasty as fuck.

I've heard the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under gets so bad in Bali the janitors have to call in the hazmat team.

by jims gooning August 1, 2025

Chocolate Thunder

When a fat black person twerks

Guy: Hey Requise show me some of that chocolate thunder!

by Pie in my eye December 14, 2020