CHIMPS

A reference to Police Community Support Officers in Britain - Can't Help In Most Police Situations.

Oh no, they can't do anything they're only CHIMPS, we need a proper copper.

by KirkbyWillo January 17, 2011

chimping

The art of performing the two famous primary functions of chimps ie masturbating (always furiously bashing away) and drinking tea (pg tips adverts)

"what did you do with your day off steve?"

"Oh not much, watched trisha and did a bit of chimping"

by Dirty Rich September 28, 2006

Chimp

Chimp: someone who is annoying and always runs their mouth;could also mean fat guid

Stop being a chimp, you're so annoying.

by GCast July 08, 2014

chimped

Replaces 'gimped' to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. Refers to a popular putdown of President Bush.

Poor bastard. Their convoy hit an IED and bang - chimped for life!

by daredevil June 29, 2004

Chimping

When someone excessively emails people. Borderline spam.

Man, Chris keeps chimping me night and day!

by 0irish October 10, 2012

Chimping

Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.

Holy fuck that guy is chimping.

by TheHairyGhost October 31, 2014

Chimping

A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!

Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.

by Doctor Jenny Tulls June 10, 2011