ching ling ming

Stuff unasian people say to try to act asian

Mike: Yo Jin ching ling ming
Jin: Go fuck yourself

by Altair and Ezio February 15, 2010

Cheng Li

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.

"THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! A child has died from getting stabbed by porcupines for the first time in history! This kid's name is called Katie and it's parents names are Cheng Li and Clair!"

by Mathew Smiths March 15, 2019

squinty-eyes ching chong

The worst thing you could call an Asian

I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

by I can't see cause ching chong March 19, 2017

Ching

Slang in London for stabbing someone

‘Yo bro come we go lurk for that west batty boy that violated earlier’

‘Bmt I’ll ching him down in the mains I don’t give a toss’

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by MrJayRTM July 31, 2018

Ching Chong Pass

The Ching Chong pass is a pass that is given to someone by an Asian so that they can say "Ching Chong" without consequences. The pass can be unlimited or be limited use. This is decided by the Asian who is giving the pass. Once given, it can be taken away by any Asian, not just the Asian who give it to you. Asians can give the pass without trouble. However, B-sians have to ask an Asian before giving the pass to said person. The Asian can then approve or reject the giving of the pass.

White kid: Can I get the Ching Chong pass?
Asian kid: Sure thing.
White kid: Thanks.

by rss_atlas April 13, 2019

ching chang walla

a slang word,mainly used in certain parts in east london.like leyton,where im from.
it means "rock paper scissors"
not ALL teen londoners kno dis tho.

1.ey,bruv less play ching chang walla.
2.we gota ching up 2 see who'll do it.

by Red-Eye November 3, 2004

chengguan

chengguan:noun,verb and adjective.
Noun.It's a special kind of weapon of massive destruction created by the gov of China. Mainly, it is used in local streets. Its major targets are peddlers and hawkers. No matter when and how many hawkers just show up in the streets, chengguan will attact them as soon as you could ever imagine and make a disastrous battlefield with multiple kinds of damage. Usually it is used only against Chinese. The creator claims it's gonna be the final solution for ultimate world peace.
Verb. Also it can be used to curse or just to show brutal hostility.
Adj-ed.People usually use it to describe streets or people hurted by disasters.

Noun. Chinese gov claims that chengguan won't be used in international conflicts unless for the reason of defend.
Verb. I swear I'm gonna chengguan you and I'm gonna chengguan the crap out of you.
Adj. Dude, you look terribly chengguaned, somebody just chengguaned you?

by Nacongnagedashen May 18, 2009