Chief Sits to Piss

A phrase used to describe a person who is acting in a cowardly manner.

Chief Sits to Piss refuses to take part in the band reunion because she is afraid she forgets how to play the recorder.

by Llamawebster January 16, 2022

Chef's Piss

Instead of Chef's kiss for perfection. It's Chef's Piss for absolutely garbage.

The food was completely chef's piss! It was disgusting!

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Chef’s Make Out

Chef’s Make Out BEYOND chef’s kiss. Superior. Like when your choir wins « Superior ». It is the GOAT of all praise. Indescribably immaculate and amazing and so totally mindblowingly astronomically incredible.

« Dude. That wasn’t chef’s kiss. THAT was Chef’s Make Out ! »

*performance concludes*

« Outstanding. Beyond excellent. SUPERIOR. Chef’s Make Out indubitably. incomprehensibly incredibly awesomely coolzimijawns. »

by philosophically phorgetful May 18, 2023

Chef's wife

a woman in a relationship with-a chef.

Chef's wife Usually has two careers, her own and of course that of her chef. Understands terms: “doubles”,“covers”, and “purveyors”. Doesn’t understand but deals with: dinner at 2am, chefs that smell like onions a...nd fish, Christmas (and every other holiday alone), callused hands, and the always prevalent conceited attitude. After all, aren’t they kind of a big deal?

by Kelly Put-Put October 24, 2009

Chief Sandman

The chief sandman is as classy of a move as they come. The chief sandman is when your banging a chick in the ass, and u pull out, u slap her under both eyes with ur dick, giving her two brown lines under her eyes, as if they were an indian chief.

I gave that bitch the chief sandman

by sandman77 September 29, 2005

chef's hat

A piece of traditional head-gear, usually worn by cooks and bakers world-wide, is now a highly fashionable, often over-sized accessory worn by crazy middle-aged women. (the women are generally classified as "insane", and size-wise, they are somewhere between "chubby" and "morbidly obese")

"Whooooohooooohooohaw! The zebras have taken over the butter junction! Time to put on my chef's hat!!!"

by SGTcornsmith November 4, 2003

Chef’s Delight

The act of recieving a blowjob in the kitchen, but instead of nutting on her face, you nut in the microwave and hit the 30 second button.

Yo dude! Olivia and I had sex in the kitchen last night, and she finished me with the Chef’s Delight!

Derek. We live in a dorm. I used the microwave this morning.

by BigPapaEJ November 1, 2017