Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'
Bitch: Okay.
Bitch: Okay.
by life guru May 10, 2010
That girl I met last night had such a hard cheese sandwich in the morning, so I called her an uber and sent her home.
by tlynn13322 August 23, 2016
Two pieces of buttered bread and a slice of cheese stuck together in a sandwich and stuck together in a toaster. Usually made by someone who is too lazy or a terrible cook to do it on the stove.
by ViviWannabe July 19, 2009
by WestwoodInTheHouse May 31, 2012
Well I had to work late, so I picked up a Fast Cheese Sandwich (FCS) on the way home. - Dick Van Dyke
by dr. dick6969 September 27, 2009
Two pieces of toast, 2 pieces of cheese with the plastic wrapper removed, assemble it and then nuke it in the microwave oven until the cheese melts.
Dad's making ghetto grilled cheese sandwichs for supper, "Let's see if we can eat at a friends house tonight!"
by Dave Sladek May 24, 2007
A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water
-"How did your Phd Viva go?"
-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"
"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"
-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"
- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"
-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"
"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"
-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"
- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"
by DaClub January 25, 2018