tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021

chappedDiCk

when your boyfriend is addicted to porno

My boyfriend is addicted to porno and now suffers from chappedDiCk

by porno monster August 20, 2003

Ass Chapper

Is essentially someone who is annoying and naggy. These are the people who take the fun out of things or are people who ask a lot of someone else. Most commonly a seen in married women.

Example One: I woke up this morning and my wife had a huge list of shit from me to do! She is a total ass chapper!

Example Two:

Patty: Jason, take out the garbage, paint the fence, do the dishes and then fold the towels
Jason: You're totally chappin my ass right now!

by La-la-lucas July 21, 2009

chappedDiCk

Comes from the anglosaxon word meaning dry penis. 1) when your penis gets cracked and dry related to lack of lube during intercourse. 2) When your penis becomes dry and cracked related to ineffective homecare resulting in skin infection.

As in:
Think dirty Lucy when we fuck, you give my pepe ChappedDICK when you get dry"

by Professor candi February 4, 2005

chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 17, 2006

crappeteria

This is an appropriate abbreviation of "School Cafeteria" which encompasses the green beans in the jello, the mystery meat, and the raisin pot pies, all of which are not very palatable. You could say it's the school cafeteria, but why not use a better word, "crappeteria."

I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.

"Dude, let's go out for lunch ! There's no reason to eat in the crappeteria if we don't have to."

by dw817 October 6, 2015

chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017