chaps

Every Harley rider knows that chaps are leather legs that protect in a crash and in cooler weather help you to keep warm. Rodeo chaps use them too. uhh uhh.

Ohh, it's cold today. We had better put on our chaps today before we ride.

by Dougo April 05, 2004

chapped

"Chapped" is what happenes to your lips on a cold day. When your lips get dry and brittle, they are chapped.

Man lick your lips theyre mad chapped.

by Antoine January 05, 2005

chaps

Buttless pants that homosexual cowboys wear.

The cowboy wore chaps so he didn't have to take anything off before shitting.

by DylanLO June 26, 2005

Chapped

Used to describe something of poor quality or make, or something that is cringe-inducing. Can apply to anything from media such as a movie, TV show, or music, to items such as food, technology, etc. Can even apply to a situation, such as a social interaction or conversation.

"Man, the visual effects in that movie were so chapped."

"Imagine Dragons' new song is so chapped."

Joe: "McDonald's got my order wrong again."

Steve: "Man, that's chapped."

by vayperwayve November 07, 2019

CHAPS

a cheaper, Polo-like clothing line, but the abbreviation's said to be "Could've Had a Polo Shirt".

You can find CHAPS at JC Penny's.

by Candice February 27, 2004

Chap

Derived from the British meaning of friend to mean one's gentleman's sausage.

How's your chap after last night, love?

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx January 19, 2021

Chaps

A severe punishment. Occurs when a male human slaps another living being around the face with his penis a number of times to rectify their misdoing/s.

<Starbucks>
Pete: <spills coffee>
Carl: You daft oaf, you have wrecked my evening!
Pete: How dare you offend me in such a public manner! Do you want Chaps?!?!
Carl: I'm sorry Peter! Forgive me! PLEASE!
Pete: Its Chaps for you my friend. Kneel before me and receive the cleansing of your being.

by Slow_Hands January 23, 2005