by HalfBreedAzn July 21, 2003
The act of tying a girl up and jizzing on them, allowing the jiz to harden creating an imagine of a chandelier out of cum. Best when dripping and glistening in the light.
Do u know the girl that dissapeard 3 months ago, well shes being used as a cream chandelier in my basment.
by yusef &alex July 11, 2008
The act of shoving your fist into someone's anus, and then opening it up, causing it to look like, and rusty chandelier.
by J-Ho402 February 24, 2008
Ah, dude, this Tanzanian Chandelier really made me sore. I can barely even walk and it's been a week since I did it.
Dang bro, I feel that on a personal level.
Dang bro, I feel that on a personal level.
by Portobello12 July 27, 2016
of or pretaining to the crap that hangs on the hair of your anus after taking a huge fucking shit. You will most likely find these little turds days maybe weeks after you take a crap.
an example of an anal chandelier would be when you take a crap and then a day later, and you acidentaly find hard shit on your ass hair. If you are a fag, you will most likely find them either fingering yourself or giving another fag a rim job.
by Michael Kane October 10, 2005
This position requires two pull-up bars, spaced approximately 2 feet from one another. The man hangs from one, while the woman hangs from the other facing him. The woman swings over and wraps her legs around the man, such that they are coitally engaged while facing one another. The man and woman then swing their bodies slightly, providing the movement for intercourse.
Variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her anally. This position is also known as "Tarzan Catches Jane," also referred to as the TCJ, as it can be remembered as follows: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.
The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
Variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her anally. This position is also known as "Tarzan Catches Jane," also referred to as the TCJ, as it can be remembered as follows: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.
The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
Dude, I am so bummed...my pull-up bar broke the other day when we were doing the Italian Chandelier and I think I broke my coccyx.
by Jagizzle April 16, 2008
When fecal mater from an unclean sexual partner transfers to the balls of the other partner via balls slapping the unclean ass.
by Crashjunkie July 28, 2017