Certified Lover Girl

A girl that cares alot about their so and does anything in their power to make them happy even if they dont put as much effort

Damn Emily is a rlly certified lover girl always making dan happy

by Lovelykah January 21, 2022

certifiable

British slang for "insane". Derived from "certifiably insane".

The evil genius villains in James Bond movies appear to be highly intelligent when, in actuality, they are certifiable.

by Li'l Scotty October 7, 2005

certified creeper

Someone who is creepy to an extent where creeping may as well be their profession. They have it down to a science.

Zach keeps following me around... He's a certified creeper.

by creepertarget November 14, 2011

Certified hood classic

Basically, it’s “white people music” that any hood nigga would let you play on the aux.

“Yo, u don’t mind I out on fireflys, do you?”
“Nigga, that’s a certified hood classic, tf you mean “do I mind”. PLAY THAT SHIT, nigga!”

by eatbeatnskeet February 5, 2021

certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.

I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.

by YAWA August 19, 2017

Certified User of New Technology

This is an acrostic term for cunt. Used mostly in technical environments

The boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he's a Certified User of New Technology...

by silvaplom June 4, 2010

Certified lover boy

A boy who catches feelings easily.

I’m like drake, a certified lover boy

by CLB April 19, 2022