corn cannon

Asshole, anus, you get the point.

I ate a bunch of chili and now I need to fire off the corn cannon.

by Motorhead December 1, 2006

cannon event

An extremely crucial event in one’s life that must happen to learn from it

She was just a cannon event bro

by drxw June 12, 2023

Calcium Cannons

When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.

“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”

by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022

Flesh Canoe

1. A vagina

2. An awesome song by Animal Collective.

1. "Dude, I totally stuck my meat stick in her flesh canoe."

2. "First I got high, then listened to Flesh Canoe. It was
amazing."

by ef8834787yujnfjjjjjjjjp1o1s1n1e1g37489okmkfd April 7, 2008

Chunder Cannon

When one is held horizontally above the ground and then 'loaded' with excessive amounts of alcohol before being 'fired' (rocked) backwards and forwards a number of times. If this process does not induce chundering, then the cannon must again be reloaded and the process continued until successful vomiting is induced.

guy 1, "load the cannon"
guy 2, "loading the cannon"
guy 1, "fire the cannon"
guys 3, 4, and 5..., "firing the cannon"

the chunder cannon is then performed by the suspended individual

by thebathchundercannon April 6, 2010

juice canoe

slang term for the female genitalia.

yo son, i'mma ride that bitch's juice canoe.

by the brothers turk January 17, 2012

Orbital cannon

Press Button to win

Hey, see that guy on the Orbital cannon ?

1-0

by Iwilleatyourbed January 4, 2021