Carl 

A fat, slovenly, mouth breather that always wears sweatpants and sandals and has food stains on shirt.

they are the human equivalent of an armpit. They often smell like shit and are dumb as fuck.

Can be male or female but female must also have facial hair to be in the "Carl" class

They are usually found as towtruck drivers, computer repair specialist, plumbers, security guards and homeless people.

(Fat ass eating cheetos) "Can I help ya?" (burp!)

me: " What a fucking Carl"

Carl by ha;lsdkhg January 5, 2017

Carl 

A banjo playing headstanding kinda guy. The kind of man you want to have babies with but still fuck every afternoon. Sings the whole song. Whiskey is his krytponite.

Carl got a new baby sling. It’s got a place for the baby’s bottle and for his.

Carl by Channing May 30, 2018

Carl 

the best friend you could ever ask for, she is so pretty and makes you laugh all the time, she will mess around with you whenever you want and she will always be there for you. Carl does some of the stupidest things too like forgetting to say half of the word or just making weird autistic movements with her arms. Get a friend like Carl.

Carl is a wittle boii

Carl by kunz_swodey March 5, 2019

Carl 

Movie plug

The realest
The og

Oh damn so it really be like that ... he a CARL

Carl by bigforeheadbitch March 6, 2019

Carl 

Carl is a thirsty overprotective boyfriend virgin who won’t let his girl out of 5 ft of him. He’s usually autistic af and does asmr into his girl’s ear.

Hey see that weirdo over there what is he doing?
Oh he’s just a Carl that’s his thing
Oh ok

Carl by Autistic Legend27 February 2, 2019

Carl 

Carl is white.

Random person 1:Wow look a white dude
Random person 2: ahem** that’s a Carl

Carl by Shotdogsheshot September 8, 2019

Carl 

The most hot guy you will ever meet. Easton is in love with this hunk. Josh and Eric are too.

Carl is carl.

Carl by BruhitsHmmmmm November 16, 2019