Carl

Carl is relentless like a honey badger and loves his jam. He often talks in incomplete sentences and is known for phrases such as: "Jamtastic!"; "if it's not jam its marmalade"; and, his most famous quote "you've been badgered".

Carl get away from that girl you relentless honey badger!

Individual: I'm off to the shop
Carl: Dont forget my Jam!

by Ireadabookonce May 16, 2020

Carl

really fucking gay for cars. total sex noob

"Did you just see Carl sit on his car's fucking gearstick"

by kinda_gay_george January 23, 2020

Carlness

The inner Greatness black Carls have.

Man my friend Carl has lots of Carlness.

by CaliguyThompson March 28, 2015

Carl

Nother word for cock

Man, I gotta fat-ass carl.

by Sammmmmmy69 May 10, 2019

carls

fat ass titties. formally FATs or FATTIES but since you can't say the word fat around girls a code name was needed. created during rush by a non-functional member of society who goes by the name of alex.

"check out this girl walking by man"
"carls!!!"

by Justy May 15, 2007

Carl

A stone cold motha fuckin pimp that only got 2 things on his mind get money and fuck bitches the rest is all irealivant

Damn dont fuck with nigga carl

by Chilla99292 October 16, 2008

Carl

Carl Brutananadilewski lives next door to the Aqua Teens. He is a great fan of classic rock. He loves the New York Giants. He truly enjoys watching and downloading porn. He loves to order hot wings, jalapeños, and beer till he farts blood. His neatly cut lawn, pool, car, and probably his entire house is always being invaded or trashed by Meatwad or Shake or even Frylock. His situation could be compared to Squidward from Spongebob for Carl does not like his neighbors and is annoyed by them but he simply cannot see himself living elsewhere. Poor Carl is constantly being hurt or even killed by unfortunate circumstances such as being shot in the chest with a flaming arrow by Ted Nugent. In the end though Carl is just Carl.

He may very well be the greatest character ever to be created.

Carl: No! L-L-L-L-ook at my hair! SEXY ROCKIN A LITTLE HARDER NOW YEAAHHH!

boom damn ba doo doo! boom damn ba doo! boom boom DAM!
(SOLO)
WIDELEEEEEE WAAHHHH

WIDELEEE WIDELLEE WIDDEELLEE WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Old Broad: Oh baby, that's rockin!

Carl: Yeah...yeah...I wrote that. it's called i wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn)

Old Broad: That's beautiful. It's like poetry.

by sirloin December 30, 2008