Capybara is a 10/10 recommend for a pet. Capybaras can swim, eat watermelon and much more. Capybara can drive, Capybara is very cool.
Is that a Capybara?
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by BuyDietWater February 6, 2022
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by capybara _conspiracist August 4, 2021
Get the Capybara mug.ight, one thing straight, fuck walmart. how to deal with this. Capybara bomber. First lure your capybara with a watermelon. then, shove cherry bombs down its through. continue feedng it watermelon untill there is a considerable buldge in the stomach, an then put in the wallmart, it will throw up the cherrybombs everywhere, and the scene is set.
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by peclan dage February 22, 2022
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the act of repeatedly jizzing in a condom until filled, tying it off and putting it in the freezer to make a cüm Popsicle dildo. where's the capybara part? before use, roll it around in some lûbe and then into a pile of loose pubes. So cute and cuddly.
by Huttttt January 7, 2025
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She asked for something exotic, so I gave her The Brazilian Capybara. Now the tub smells like regret and fruit salad.
by mr.sage July 21, 2025
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by NikkeiAspie August 13, 2025
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