a domesticated guinea pig, typically kept as a pet or for lab research. they are very sweet lil things, vegetarian, and make great pets. Originally from South America.
I didn't realize my cavy was pregnant when i adopted her, now i have a whole family running around.
The one and only popular guinea pig YouTube star. He was a golden colored pig, and starred in such videos as: "I Am Not a Gerbil", and "The Guinea Pig Way". Owned by YouTube account holder bamboleo. sadly, this poor little piggy went to the big cage in the sky a while ago.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.