An object show about 20 fucking stupid objects battling for a shitty McGriddle. The worst character is OHGEE$Y. I mean, seriously. He's the worst.
Friend 1: "I'm in such a good mood today! I think I'll go play some golf!"
Friend 2: "Before you go, do you want to watch Battle for Caution's McGriddle with me? A new episode just came out today."
Friend 1: "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"
*Friend 1 cracks Friend 2's head open with his golf club.*
Friend 2: "Before you go, do you want to watch Battle for Caution's McGriddle with me? A new episode just came out today."
Friend 1: "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"
*Friend 1 cracks Friend 2's head open with his golf club.*
by Marguerite117 October 2, 2021
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Bill was having sex with his girlfriend, and was about to cum. Lucky he was able to use Contra-Ception to have her pull him out because his hands were stuck.
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Tom had his hands handcuffed to the bed, so he Contra-Ceived his girlfriend so that he would not cause a pregnancy.
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Tom had his hands handcuffed to the bed, so he Contra-Ceived his girlfriend so that he would not cause a pregnancy.
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A dude who bring girls on his boat, then fucks them, then makes the walk the plank! It's a fucking GREAT website because it has a mixture of porn and disrespect!
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Once they had children her husband became a cautionista so she filed for divorce and custody of the kids, which he cautioned her against.
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At restaurants, your backyard, beaches, strolling your neighborhood — it’s what’s in your mind’s eye that can be a real vacation; a “psy-cation.”
At restaurants, your backyard, beaches, strolling your neighborhood — it’s what’s in your mind’s eye that can be a real vacation; a “psy-cation.”
Rebecca: Hey Kayla, where are you going on vacation?
Kayla: Vacation? Who can afford a vacation these days? Besides, I always need a vacation after I take a vacation!
Rebecca: Let's take a "psy-cation" instead...it's real peace of mind and we don't have to bother packing, fighting lines at airports, or spending a fortune on travel.
Kayla: Vacation? Who can afford a vacation these days? Besides, I always need a vacation after I take a vacation!
Rebecca: Let's take a "psy-cation" instead...it's real peace of mind and we don't have to bother packing, fighting lines at airports, or spending a fortune on travel.
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