Human Capri Sun

Using a mans natural protein as a form of performance enhancer.
When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.
by IntoTheGrimm May 05, 2022
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Reverse Capri Sun

When you are having anal sex with somebody and urinate inside to regain erection and their body consumes the urine .
Took the local bar maid home and Offered her a Reverse Capri Sun...
by DoggeMan November 15, 2023
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Reverse Capri Sun

During anal sex you allow yourself to urinate to regain erection and the anal hole drinks the urine.
When I went to my neighbor's and his wife was home alone she asked me if I wanted a Capri Sun I declined and offered her a Reverse Capri Sun instead.
by DoggeMan November 13, 2023
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Capri Sunning

Instead of racking up lines, Capri-Sunning or doing a Capri Sun is snorting drugs directly from the bag via a note/straw
Pre Tense: I've got some coke if you want some, I can't rack here. Do you fancy Capri Sunning from the bag instead? *Passes bag with straw in it*

Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!
by Gibsonion August 19, 2019
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Capri-sun Vodkas

A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017
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sunrise capri sun

a popular alcoholic drink on the east coast. You mix juice with vodka and a couple of other things and call it a sunrise. Usually fixed at parties, and typically a chic drink.
Taylor- Yo what can I hit you up with?

Jennie- I think I want a sunrise capri sun
by mrmixer123 March 19, 2010
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Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty April 07, 2018
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