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Cantaloupe

BROOO LOOK AT THAT CANTALOUPE!
by qsnd September 19, 2023
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Cantaloupes

(cantaloupes is a fruit) 🍈

be me
cantaloupes walks in
blur the screen
“DEAF KEV - Invincible” start playing
by Definitely not SpaceTech96 December 7, 2024
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cantaloupe tits

female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit

notable example Madison Ivy
look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !
by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024
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Cantaloupe

To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor
Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.

Rachel: what did one box say to another?

Go die.

Tyler: cantaloupe.
by Hi my name is Alfred June 23, 2016
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Cantaloupe

cutest redhead alive 🥺👍🏻 needs a gf!!!
wow, i’d really love to be cantaloupe’s gf😚”
by anonymous February 8, 2021
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cantaloupe smuggler

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.
Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.
by Clifford Skridlow October 9, 2016
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Rainbow Cantaloupe

(Noun) Someone who annoys the fuck out of you.
That freaking rainbow cantaloupe won’t leave me alone!
by lurpylicker June 1, 2021
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