Cantaloupe

cutest redhead alive 🥺👍🏻 needs a gf!!!

“wow, i’d really love to be cantaloupe’s gf😚”

by anonymous February 8, 2021

brave cantaloupe

when you lean in to kiss someone, they put a cantaloupe infront of their head to avoid your kiss

Person 1: Duuude do you remember the brave cantaloupe yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah, it was funny

by ineedcodies August 11, 2022

cantaloupe tits

female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit

notable example Madison Ivy

look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024

Cantaloupe

Cantaloupe is the coolest friend ever

Hey cantaloupe!

Hi!

by major ass fuck November 23, 2021

Cantaloupe

A regular .PNG image that was given a meme status by a certain content creator

Streamer: *accidentally shows something embarrassing/weird on stream*
Streamer: AAAAAA-*cuts stream into an image of cantaloupe while low quality music plays*

by GlueNumber1 April 8, 2023

jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011

Rainbow Cantaloupe

(Noun) Someone who annoys the fuck out of you.

That freaking rainbow cantaloupe won’t leave me alone!

by lurpylicker June 1, 2021