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Cantaloupes

(cantaloupes is a fruit) 🍈

be me
cantaloupes walks in
blur the screen
“DEAF KEV - Invincible” start playing
by Definitely not SpaceTech96 December 7, 2024
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Cantaloupe

BROOO LOOK AT THAT CANTALOUPE!
by qsnd September 19, 2023
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Cantaloupe

Check out that guy, he looks like a cantaloupe. Short ass.
by A_Bum October 24, 2023
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Cantaloupe

A guy who has the characteristics of a cantaloupe 🍈
he’s such a cantaloupe”
by PhatCapz June 22, 2021
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brave cantaloupe

when you lean in to kiss someone, they put a cantaloupe infront of their head to avoid your kiss
Person 1: Duuude do you remember the brave cantaloupe yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah, it was funny
by ineedcodies August 11, 2022
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Cantaloupe

To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor
Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.

Rachel: what did one box say to another?

Go die.

Tyler: cantaloupe.
by Hi my name is Alfred June 23, 2016
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cantaloupe tits

female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit

notable example Madison Ivy
look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !
by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024
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