Red canoe

A Notre Dame yik yak obsession; the greatest of all commenter icons; the one, perfect, red canoe

I finally got red canoe when I commented on the top yak!

by TheRealRedCanoe May 14, 2015

paper canoe

When a joint burns on one side only.

Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.

by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009

pube canoe

A lone pubic hair floating in an otherwise clean toilet.

While urinating, Steve made a game of trying to sink the pube canoe.

by Dalemite April 23, 2006

iroquois canoe

When you inject heroin through the urethra.

Yo bring a needle tonight and we can shoot some Iroquois Canoes.
Isn't that gay?
Not in the reservation it's not.

by showmethemknees February 2, 2015

Douche Canoe

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.

*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"

by FretWizard February 2, 2014

Flesh Canoe

1. A vagina

2. An awesome song by Animal Collective.

1. "Dude, I totally stuck my meat stick in her flesh canoe."

2. "First I got high, then listened to Flesh Canoe. It was
amazing."

by ef8834787yujnfjjjjjjjjp1o1s1n1e1g37489okmkfd April 7, 2008

juice canoe

slang term for the female genitalia.

yo son, i'mma ride that bitch's juice canoe.

by the brothers turk January 17, 2012