Canada(Character)

Canada(or Matthew Williams) is a character from Axis Powers: Hetalia.

He is usually known as "the forgotten one", and everyone mistakes him for his "older brother" America(Alfred F. Jones).

Some people don't even notice his presence...at all...

He's also really quiet. When he talks it seems like he's whispering, while his "older brother" America sounds like he's yelling all the time while he's talking.

He's also included a lot in pairings such as FranceXCanada,

AmericaXCanada, CubaXCanada, UkraineXCanada...etc...

Arthur Kirkland(Britain/England/UK): "Hey, America!"

Matthew Williams(Canada): "I'm not America, I'm Canada! Please get it right."

Arthur Kirkland(Britain/England/UK): "Oh, sorry Canada..."

Francis Bonnefoy(France): "It's Canada, duh... Can't you reconise him from his sexy 'air?"

And that's Canada(Character).

by Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN September 10, 2011

Disgrace To Canada

Two Words: Justin Bieber

"Oh my god, I can't believe Justin Bieber came from Canada! He's a disgrace to Canada!"

by Lucia Tenebrae December 16, 2011

canada cake

A mixture of crown royal maple, quaker oats, and maple syrup seen on china,IL

Dude: lets go buy a bottle and get trashed

Dude2: fuck that im making canada cake

Dude: oh yeaa i forgot how much better canada cakes tastes

by Rifle.jeepmadness November 4, 2013

Canadian Quiver

Performing felatio with ice in your mouth.

She gave me a Canadian Quiver with the ice left in the bottom of her cup.

by kamj August 22, 2009

Canadian shotgun wedding

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?

"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."

by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013

death road to canada

The only game where you can get killed by stubbing your toe and telling your car to COOL IT

Death road to canada be like> Car *breaks down*
guy1 COOL IT

by COOL IT May 10, 2019

Canadian Cheesesteak

A rare Canadian delicacy made by spreading Cheez Whiz (or any like processed cheese spread/aerosol cheese spray) into the crevice of a Canadian stripper's pressed labias. Typically it is consumed immediately after preparation, before expulsion from the Champagne Room occurs.

Shit-faced and starving, Jim became crestfallen when he discovered the Foxxx Hole's vending machine was completely devoid of nourishment, the only item remaining being tampons. Fortunately, Jim remembered the emergency jar of Cheez Whiz he kept in his coat's inside pocket, and, after giving Caprice his last $20, was able to satisfy his hunger with a fresh, juicy, dripping Canadian Cheesesteak, bean sprouts on the side.

by Corey McCutcheon May 22, 2008