busaba calamari

Term used to describe a powerful aphrodesiac.

Screw the viagra, I'm cooking a busaba calamari for dinner tonight.

by Penelope Argents July 4, 2008

rocky mountain calamari

sheep, goat, cow assholes cooked the same way as traditional calamari

Suzy doesn't care for rocky mountain oysters but she really digs rocky mountain calamari if they are prepared correctly

by buck neckd April 17, 2011

calamari guy

Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised

Oh no here comes calamari guy

by Cloey money June 8, 2018

The Calamari

When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.

Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair

by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017

Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.

And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!

by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020