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busaba calamari

Term used to describe a powerful aphrodesiac.
Screw the viagra, I'm cooking a busaba calamari for dinner tonight.
by Penelope Argents July 4, 2008
mugGet the busaba calamarimug.

rocky mountain calamari

sheep, goat, cow assholes cooked the same way as traditional calamari
Suzy doesn't care for rocky mountain oysters but she really digs rocky mountain calamari if they are prepared correctly
by buck neckd April 17, 2011
mugGet the rocky mountain calamarimug.

Crispy Calamari

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.
by anonymous March 21, 2025
mugGet the Crispy Calamarimug.

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.
by anonymous October 13, 2020
mugGet the One calamari away from losing itmug.

calamari guy

Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised
Oh no here comes calamari guy
by Cloey money June 8, 2018
mugGet the calamari guymug.

The Calamari

When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.
Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair
by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017
mugGet the The Calamarimug.

Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022
mugGet the Desert Calamarimug.

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