1. A term used to refer to when Nicolas Cage burns you.
2. A term used to refer to having been beat physically by Nicolas Cage.
3. A term used to refer to having gotten the Declaration of Independence stolen well you're on watch especially by Nicolas Cage.
2. A term used to refer to having been beat physically by Nicolas Cage.
3. A term used to refer to having gotten the Declaration of Independence stolen well you're on watch especially by Nicolas Cage.
1. *Nicolas Cage talking*...That's what I was doing to your mom last night! *Laughs manically* That's right you've just been...CAGED!
2. *Well trying to mug Nicolas Cage*
You: Give me your money!
Nick Cage: What the hell man! *Kicks you in the groin*
And don't ever come around hear again!
You: *Stares in horror* I...I'm sorry.
Nick Cage: It's fine I forgive you for you've just been...CAGED!
3. Head of security: Where's the Declaration Of Independence Gary?
Gary: I...I...
Head of security: I said WHERE'S THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GARY?
Gary: Well that actor from Gone in 60 Seconds walked in and, well, he caged me.
Head of Security: That's the 3rd time this week! I have had enough of your incompetence Gary *Morphs into Donald Trump* You're fired!
2. *Well trying to mug Nicolas Cage*
You: Give me your money!
Nick Cage: What the hell man! *Kicks you in the groin*
And don't ever come around hear again!
You: *Stares in horror* I...I'm sorry.
Nick Cage: It's fine I forgive you for you've just been...CAGED!
3. Head of security: Where's the Declaration Of Independence Gary?
Gary: I...I...
Head of security: I said WHERE'S THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GARY?
Gary: Well that actor from Gone in 60 Seconds walked in and, well, he caged me.
Head of Security: That's the 3rd time this week! I have had enough of your incompetence Gary *Morphs into Donald Trump* You're fired!
by 515That One Guy June 16, 2018
*Kinky role play in which both partners dress and speak like the previous actor, Nicholas Cage.
"I'm gonna steal your Dick-laration of Independence."
"I'm gonna steal your Dick-laration of Independence."
by mintpenny March 1, 2017
The Cage n. An enclosure formed by a girl’s boyfriend at a concert by wrapping his arms around her preventing her to have fun at the show.
by kurtanddave October 26, 2010
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016
A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.
by Minecraftfan5610 May 2, 2021
Shoddily welded cages of sheet metal used by the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation during their illegal invasion of Ukraine to protect their modern multi-million dollar armored vehicles against $200K Javelin missiles, despite the obvious fact that they'd be as effective as a wet tissue against a sharpened pencil.
"Hey Ivan, I sure hope these Cope Cages will protect us as we invade this innocent country."
"I don't see why not Vlad, it is not like we used anything but the lowest grade steel and spot welded them together!"
"I don't see why not Vlad, it is not like we used anything but the lowest grade steel and spot welded them together!"
by Dinofriend March 5, 2022