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Storm Cocking

When a man inserts his penis into another man's penis hole. It can take several hours for the couple to work the recipient's penis hole to a useable size. Often the couple will use vaginal sounds or other instruments of gynecology to get the dickhole to enlarge to sufficient size.
We lost the power last night, so we spent the whole time storm cocking each other instead, by candlelight.
by Chief921 March 11, 2010
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Cracking Ass

(verb) pennsylvanian for farting loudly or violenty.
John just ate 10 tacos and is cracking ass like a muthafuka
by chewey April 18, 2006
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taint clacking

When you slap or clack your testicles in a rythmatic motion on your taint, making a sort of clapping noise, much like a clap in the palm of your hand.
Jimmy was taint clacking to the disco music all night.
by Jimmy the kid July 10, 2017
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whats cracking

by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004
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cracking a fat

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection
by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003
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Cracking egg

When a trans person realizes that they are trans.
Person 1: You know, after looking at Egg_IRL, I realized I'm trans.
Person 2: So you have a cracking egg?
by a guy named Hashbrown March 27, 2022
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speed cocking

A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.

The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.
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