call fives

to insure that no one sits in your seat for five minutes if you get up (to throw out trash, go to the bathroom, grab some chips, etc.)
it literally means that you call your seat for five minutes; if you call fives, get up, and come back ten minutes later, your seat is liable to be taken
a very good system to avoid fights, bad feelings, and general undesirable situations
there is no such thing as 'calling tens' or any number other than five; this is because five minutes is a reasonable amount of time to be gone for

"I call fives, as I'm just getting a soda from downstairs. If anyone takes my seat, I will personally kick you in the nuts until you bleed."

by The Easter Bunny September 3, 2005

call of doody

the pain of needing to drop a deuce

I was in class when the call of doody came over me

by gagggs7 February 19, 2009

call of cthulhu

One of H.P Lovecraft's best known short stories. It was instrumental in forming what is now known as the Cthulhu Mythos. It is also the only story written by Lovecraft where Cthulhu makes an appearance.

Call of Cthulhu, is also the title of a popular pen-and-paper roleplaying game based on the Cthulhu Mythos that is published by Chaosium Inc.

"Have you read the short story Call of Cthulhu?"

"Last nights Call of Cthulhu gaming session was exciting, too bad you missed it."

by DavionShores September 25, 2005

call of duty kids

Kids who play call of duty that claim that they have ''fucked your mom'' or/and they rage and cry when ever you kill them. You can mostly find these kids on Xbox consoles, they ruin your call of duty experience,they can be noobs or good players, and they are the reason why call of duty reputation is going down. And they have bad parents.

call of duty kids

by ghostfoxable February 27, 2014

Call of Duty Fanboys

Pretty much the biggest annoyance in modern day video gaming.

First off, these people like to start shit with people that even mention other gaming series that rival the Call of Duty series, mainly Halo, Battlefield, and Metal of Honor, and these battles set off fanboys of the other series, causing these "wars" between the two series.

Second off, they don't know how to enjoy the game right without arguing. About everything. But the two that are probably argued about most is when they get killed, or blaming lag.

If they get killed, these fanboys scream random curse words and insults, just because they died. In a videogame. Take games waaaaay to seriously and act snobby.

And when the game lags, which, honestly, happens a lot to Call of Duty, they blame it for something that had happened during or previously to it. If they were killed during it, then they will get mad or/and ragequit.

Then, there are many different kinds of these fanboys, not all that I will name, but mainly the popular ones.

Kids- Many kids like playing Call of Duty because thats the "family game" nowadays. And by kid, I mean twelve and under. Trust me, you will get a lot of these. Not all of them are fanboys, just really annoying.

Assholes-13 and up. Have some of the most over used insults and comebacks ever, are just generally dicks.

Try-Hards- These people take the game the most seriously out of every one, and complain the most.

*commenting on a battlefield 3 video*
Me-"Man, this looks really good. I can't wait to play it*
Fanboy Reply-"BATTLEFELD SUX DICK MW3 FTW U FAG"
Me-"Uh, what the fuck? If you don't like BF, then you don't have to comment on it"
Fanboy- "B1TCH I DONT CARE ABOUT UR RESONING, BATTLEFIELD 3 IS TERRIBL JUST LIEK UR MOMS PUSSY"
Me-"Have you played Battlefield 3? OR Modern Warfare 3? Nope, because neither are out yet. All your saying is biased opinions, mother fucker. You Call of Duty Fanboys piss me off"

by TrainedSavior June 29, 2011

call it a night

To stop what one has been doing, for the remainder of the night.

"Alright people, I'm gonna call it a night. Take care."

by Aekom January 10, 2012

Call of Duty: Mobile

This is the real definition because there's no proper ones just salty pubg players and their janky glitchy game. Call of Duty: Mobile is fpf game released in 01/10/2019, it is part of the famous Call of Duty franchise.

person1:hey neighbor I'm new here where do we put our garbage?
person2:just put it next to pubg mobile.
person1:wana play Call of Duty: Mobile later?
person2:sure

by randomboreddude February 17, 2021