crap

your ex-girlfriend's stuff which you would like her to get out of your fucking house (or apartment)

"Get your crap off the floor and get the fuck out of my house you fucking skank."

by Tyler January 2, 2007

crap

1. Waste from an organism in a solid form (may also be liquid; e.g. diharrea)petruding from the rectum (or asshole) in most mammals.

2. A most commonly used word in today's society as a subsitute for shit(a curse word in the english language).

My cousin told me to write a definition for crap on urban dictionary. I had nothing better to do.

by Keegan Sweett August 5, 2008

Crap

poop

poop

by Holly January 2, 2007

CRAP!!!

a mix of country a rap !!!!!!!!!!!!

man i want to hear some crap

by eric bain November 18, 2004

crap

Interchangeable with crappy; basically means of horrible quality.

That mall has such crap shops.

by Mallorey January 2, 2007

crap

1. AOL

2. Windows

Holy sh*t you use that crap.

by Aowolf January 2, 2007

crap

A respectable curse word. Not as heralded or as fun to say as shit, fuck or even damn, but still a fairly respectable curse word.

-A milder word for shit, meaning poop, feces, excess, dung, plop, manure, #2, spoor or dropping.

-Something you say out of anger, sudden realization or frustration.

"Ahh crap, I forgot my (add whatever noun you want)."

"Haha, that asshole's dog just took a crap and now he has to pick it up."

by Lazy Legs and Fast Hands April 19, 2009