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The infamous copypasta that's been dubbed "Congapasta" originated from the user on Reddit "Albeert_s"
When he decided to slap some emojis onto the song "Conga" by "Gloria Estefan"

which then turned into this hellhole.

Although the original version of the copypasta included way more emojis then he one you see here. The original copypasta went like this:

"Come💃💎💫on😳✨🕺shake💃🥵😩🎶your🕺🔊‼️baby💃🤸 ♂️do🕺🍾🌟that⚡️💥💃conga👅🥴🕺know💃🤭🤟you🕺✨cant💃😳✋control🕺‼️🤡yourself✨💥💃any🕺🔊🥵longer💃⚡️✨🤸 ♂️💎🕺💃💥🤡😁🕺💃💫✨🕺💃"

But was changed by the user "dhdjdjfjfjfbfb" on Reddit to the version you see here
As you see here Bob is looking for a youtube video, when he found a video titled:

Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃

He never felt so suicidal in his life.
by UhhhhhWav October 12, 2020
mugGet the Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃mug.
Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺yourself💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃
Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺yourself💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃
mugGet the Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺yourself💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃mug.
Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃
Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃
by Any Rain January 7, 2022
mugGet the Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃mug.

Conga line of fuck

A conga line of fuck is a type of orgy where a group of people are formed into a conga line. All participants other than the leader and caboose are to have their dicks inserted into the receiver’s rectum and the giver’s dick inserted into their rectum. The line leader is to play the bongos unless there are enough participants to form an Ouroboros. Females can participate in this act too, but will be required to wear a strap on.
Daniel: “Hey, do you want to do a conga line of fuck with me and Jason on Saturday night?”
Caleb: “Sorry dude, I can’t this time. My ass still hurts from when Jason blew his load into me the last time we did that.”
by rosenovarocks May 10, 2025
mugGet the Conga line of fuckmug.

Conga

noun. A female boob.

When Western explorers first heard the term "Conga" they mistakenly thought the South American tribesmen were referring to a dance. The rhythm was played on two shapely drums. These, coincidentally, looked looked boobs. The tribesmen naturally would move on to the discussion of their wives' congas during the dance. Hence the confusion, hereby corrected, in translation.
"Everybody get ready to Conga!"

"Show us your congas!"
by AwardWinner May 18, 2020
mugGet the Congamug.

Conga Left

At an intersection when there is a long line of cars waiting to make a left turn, one car stops in the opposing lane to let another through and the entire line drives bumper to bumper to make the left hand turn. Much like a conga line in which many people will follow right behind each other.
"I stop to let one person turn in front of me and the whole damn line of traffic pulls a Conga Left"

"Thats what you get for being nice"
by Biig. A-HUBS April 14, 2012
mugGet the Conga Leftmug.

jizz conga line

jizz conga line is when someone is analy fucking your ass and finishes inside, then the person recieving busts a nut, thus the jizz goes from person to person. this method can also be combined with an anal train.
bro i walked into the toilets and there was 3 dudes doing a jizz conga line
by damo dazza March 4, 2024
mugGet the jizz conga linemug.

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