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The Bynes

Named after actress Amanda Bynes, this is a mental illness which effects females, typically of the celebrity breed, though it can effect anyone, that can usually be determined by the following symptoms:

- Public nudity
- Shaved head
- Erratic use of social media
- Erratic and generally inappropriate behavior

- Anger and lashing out at innocent people, including and especially at family and friends

- Narcissism

- Thinks the word "ugly" is an insult past the age of five

- Excessive drug use

- Odd piercings

- General obliviousness

- Completely and utterly out of touch with reality
"That poor girl. I hear she has a case of The Bynes."

"I've been seeing a psychiatrist for my Bynes. He says I'm making progress."

"Lock that bitch up! She's Bynesing bad!"
by Kurtango June 2, 2013
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bounty bites

A black guy who you think has a big black dick but has a small white one.
Man, have you seen Andrew's cock, he really has bounty bites you know
by spicynodles July 9, 2017
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Salty Bateson

Used to describe someone who has been caused to be upset or angered
''Someone's eaten all the biscuits, I didn't get any, bloody reggins''
''Ooh, Salty Bateson''
by Reggin75 September 30, 2017
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Pop Tart Bites

Literal trash. Pop tart bites are like the sequel of the movie that doesn't even come close to the first movie. The size, thickness, texture, consistency, and taste are ALL off. No one asked for them. No one wants them. No one likes them. They taste nothing like the original Pop Tarts. We want them canceled. Gone. Please don't waste your one and only life eating these. Save your money and buy the original.
"Hey have you tried Pop Tart Bites"

Yah. They are the worst things I've ever put in my mouth.
by Themadesthoe420 September 7, 2019
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Parked On Bateson Street

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.
“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street
by MattersMore May 28, 2020
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bites fist

This is so effing incredible. It's so amazing that I can't take it...like "AWWWW DAYUMMMMM" followed up hands in the air.

I want to scream in amazement, but instead....*bites fist*.
Hot damn....when I saw her on the dance floor I was like ..... *bites fist.*
by DancingInPink October 3, 2011
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snake bites

Two piercings just under the bottom lip: one on the left side and one on the right. They can be studs or rings, or even a combination of both.

They are called snake bites as a snakes fangs puncture two holes next to each other, ie. the two holes through the skin under the lip next to each other.

Snake bites used to mean two piercings next to each other anywhere on the body, but are now more recognised as the lip type as these seem to be the most popular.
"I'm going to go get snake bites today."

"What?"

"I'm getting two lip piercings, one on either side."
by BarneysNotFuckingCool April 30, 2006
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