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burrito butthole

A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.

Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".

Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.
Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."

Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"

Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)

Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."

Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)
by Philo Sophie December 14, 2008
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Beavis and Butthead

Funnyest amimated show ever. But those fuckers at MTV took it of the air. THOSE BASTARDS!
I am Cornholio! I need tp for me bunghole!
by cartman5000 July 27, 2004
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Niggas in my butthole

When ya having gay sex and ya homie nut in yo butthole and all those niggas in ya butthole, because sperm is niggas waitin to fertilize n shit
You: OH COCK
Homie: IM BUSTIN NIIGGAAAA
You: OOH NIGGAS IN MY BUTTHOLE
by Nigga Toilet300 January 28, 2019
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butthole clencher

Anything that causes enough excitement to tighten one's butthole. Can be thrilling or scary.
Man, this horror game is a real butthole clencher.
by Amy_S April 1, 2017
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butthekidisnotmyson

oohgh a shesayenimamdaone

Famous Michael Jackson lyrics
butthekidisnotmyson oohgh a shesayenimamdaone
by James McGill July 6, 2022
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President Butthead

A disparaging cultural reference to the low IQ of the figurehead of the Trump-Pence duo.
These guys have clearly bonded in their shared stupidity, as neither Vice President Beavis nor President Butthead can do much more than snicker and fart.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019
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Shitty poo poo butthole balls

When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.
John: god damn it my shitty poo poo butthole balls picture just got deleted.
Finn: what the fuck
by You sad human February 11, 2019
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