budget-ass

adj., Characterized by excessive or unnecessary frugality; cheap; of poor quality in general.

See: Lloyd Carr's play-calling while head football coach at the University of Michigan.

"What kind of budget-ass decorations are these?!"
"Getting Subway for dinner was a budget-ass move."

by Torrey Armstrong January 25, 2008

budget wipe

Using both sides of a wad of toilet paper to wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to conserve. Originally considered as a way to save money for frequent shitters by buying less TP but used more often by broke college students or military personnel in the field with limited access to said TP.

Wes: There's only one roll of TP left in the bathroom till payday. Piiiissssss!!!

Nick: Looks like we're gonna have to budget wipe till then man. Shiiiiiiit!!!

by Jerrami J. October 16, 2008

bungee dumping

when you bungee jump and you get so scared you crap your pants

my friend went bungee dumping off a bridge and he had to throw his boxers away and burn the trash can

by guy who farts August 9, 2009

Budget Phone

Phones that are made for lower-income people. Some range from dollar general grade shit, to flagship premium phone levels at a lower price.

Cash to Josh "Well now im gonna have to get a damn budget phone now since my ex fucked up my iphone7."

by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021

Bunbet

A Blood Hood in the Vailsburg section of newark, They breed the most freshest and coolest niggas alive, they are known for getting money and being active, they aint no bitches either, they fuck a lot of bitches.

“You said where I’m from? Bunbet nigga.”

OPP: “A bunbet nigga follow her on the gram? You better ask her why, he probably fucking ya bitch right now bruh.”

by Slimeassnigga December 9, 2021

burgettstown

a place in pa, full of liars and two faced bitches

"i would hate to go to burgettstown school, that place is filled with bitches"

by butter knife May 23, 2016

budget dust

money that is said to be insignificant when compared to other, usually planned, expenditures.

Pete Dick: "There is my sister's ex-boyfriend Robertto, lets go over and say hi, he will buy us a drink."
Robertto: "Hey Pete, how are you?"
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink."
Robertto: "Please, put your money away I will get you a drink."
Pete Dick: "Robertto, how do you afford to do this, you must be an international man of leisure..."
Robertto: "what, these drinks, this is budget dust for me compared to how much money your sister used to make me pay for dill does and other sex toys!"
The Cooker: "I heard that about her!"
Robertto (laughing): "Yeah, I really broke her heart when I dumped her, sorry Pete."
Pete Dick: "Forget about it, baby bubba, we are still friends, just shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008